You call this a recession? 🤨

Millions get jobs as GDP falls 🤷‍♂️

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When we were younger, there was a point when someone told us that a recession was defined as two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth, as measured by the Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA).

Later, some of us learned that a recession is in fact designated and dated by the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER), who make the call …